June 11, 2018
Kamehameha Day

BIRTHDAYS

Jacques Cousteau 1910
Vince Lombardi 1913
Gene Wilder 1933

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

05/15/18 Susquehanna Style: Monthly.
05/15/18 Paintball Media: Covering the game & the sport of paintball.
05/15/18 Review Nantucket: Home · garden · lifestyles · art · weddings.
05/11/18 Idaho Magazine: Monthly.
05/11/18 Wheels Afield: Shooting · angling · hunting · overlanding · adventure.
05/11/18 Inland Empire: The magazine of artful living.

 
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

Jaguars’ favorite men’s cologne is Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men, according to researchers at Big Cat Conservation Group, Panthera.
— May BBC Science Focus

A pigeon’s wing muscles are about 60% of their total body weight.
— July/August Discover

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
Fake News since before it was fashionable!

COUNTY FAIR FEATURES CAMEL SPITTING CONTEST

TRENDY NEW SODA FLAVOR – SPARKLING TROUT!

TEENS ARE DISAPPEARING AFTER RECITING THE LORD’S PRAYER BACKWARDS 13 TIMES IN A ROW!

THE THOROUGHBREDS WILL SOON BE SUPPLANTED BY GIRAFFE RACES

THE ALTITUDE HAS PROMPTED THOUSANDS WHO “WANT TO BE HIGH ALL THE TIME” TO MOVE TO COLORADO

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Does anybody still have a dozen green rubber bands on their front doorknob?

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Ira Member